May 2013
fonmasterguard:
So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
“For all of us, the most intolerably dreary and deadening life is that which we...”
– Aldous Huxley, Texts and Pretexts (via depressionparty)
Everyone has amazing hair like
sodamnrelatable:
While I’m over here like
“Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the...”
– N’tima (via beatsandbrushes)
cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:
tristamateer:
please tell me which part of yourself you hate the most so I know exactly where to plant my lips every time I see you
Oh my dick definitely my dick
you know when you hate someone so much and you...
sodamnrelatable:
